This week I had a new experience. I'm sad to say it took me this long, but yesterday I willingly subjected myself to the mode of transportation known here as "minibus".
You see, most of Malawi doesn't own a car, and right now, even those who do are hard pressed to find petrol (gas) to make that car go. We are no exception to this rule, so yesterday, when Michelle mentioned going to the chitinge market, I was a bit confused as to how this was going to happen. However, when I realized minibus was the transportation of choice for the day, I decided I would go along. Michelle's parents are visiting from the US, and I figured if we could all have the new experience at once it might be more fun.
So, here's the process:
1. Walk to the front gate and wait.
2. Flag down a minibus going the correct direction. Now, this sounds easy, but ya gotta know just how to do this. There's a special technique that involves flapping your hand around like a dying fish. It's great. The buses carry signs in the front that tell you what area they're travelling to, so that's how you figure out which one to take.
3. Decide if YOU think there's actually room for you in the bus. Let me explain: These look like your typical 15-passenger church bus type thing from back home. Fairview folks, picture the old tan van. Except white. And they're about that old, too. These are in various states of disrepair, and the amount of black smoke coming out of the tailpipe is irrelevant. Now, when you ask a Malawian how many people fit in this bus, they tell you between 18 and 21. I am here to say, we beat that. 21 adults and 2 children, one of the adults (Michelle's dad) being 7 feet tall.
4. Squish into a seat with your new best friend!
5. Pay the "conductor" somewhere between 100 and 200 kwacha, depending on how naive you look and how much petrol is in the country.
6. Say a magical phrase in Chichewa that convinces the conductor to tell the driver to stop and let you off in the correct place!
Seriously, in the past I was not super thrilled about this concept, but it was much less terrifying than I anticipated. I actually kinda enjoyed it. However, I did have wonderful Malawian friends with me who knew all the magic words to say to make things go smoothly. I think I'd be a little more intimidated alone.
In fact, we had great plans of doing the whole thing over again today, but after a 30 minute wait with no luck finding a bus with vacant seats, we gave up. Clearly I'm still very American- but an American with one more Malawian experience under her belt!
You see, most of Malawi doesn't own a car, and right now, even those who do are hard pressed to find petrol (gas) to make that car go. We are no exception to this rule, so yesterday, when Michelle mentioned going to the chitinge market, I was a bit confused as to how this was going to happen. However, when I realized minibus was the transportation of choice for the day, I decided I would go along. Michelle's parents are visiting from the US, and I figured if we could all have the new experience at once it might be more fun.
So, here's the process:
1. Walk to the front gate and wait.
2. Flag down a minibus going the correct direction. Now, this sounds easy, but ya gotta know just how to do this. There's a special technique that involves flapping your hand around like a dying fish. It's great. The buses carry signs in the front that tell you what area they're travelling to, so that's how you figure out which one to take.
3. Decide if YOU think there's actually room for you in the bus. Let me explain: These look like your typical 15-passenger church bus type thing from back home. Fairview folks, picture the old tan van. Except white. And they're about that old, too. These are in various states of disrepair, and the amount of black smoke coming out of the tailpipe is irrelevant. Now, when you ask a Malawian how many people fit in this bus, they tell you between 18 and 21. I am here to say, we beat that. 21 adults and 2 children, one of the adults (Michelle's dad) being 7 feet tall.
4. Squish into a seat with your new best friend!
5. Pay the "conductor" somewhere between 100 and 200 kwacha, depending on how naive you look and how much petrol is in the country.
6. Say a magical phrase in Chichewa that convinces the conductor to tell the driver to stop and let you off in the correct place!
Seriously, in the past I was not super thrilled about this concept, but it was much less terrifying than I anticipated. I actually kinda enjoyed it. However, I did have wonderful Malawian friends with me who knew all the magic words to say to make things go smoothly. I think I'd be a little more intimidated alone.
In fact, we had great plans of doing the whole thing over again today, but after a 30 minute wait with no luck finding a bus with vacant seats, we gave up. Clearly I'm still very American- but an American with one more Malawian experience under her belt!